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heislikefireburningthroughtime:

dailymagic:

georgia-dream:

This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.

Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment. 

too soon

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snuggleytime:

I don’t take compliments well.

May 22. 1 Notes.

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

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is it spelled doughnuts ....

death-by-lulz:

maxterbate:

is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck

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instead of banning girls from wearing certain ....

death-by-lulz:

mypatronusisyou:

instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes

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“what are you doing today”....

death-by-lulz:

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

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cnnbreaking:

*gets A on test*

.02% rise on grade

*gets C on test*image

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thealbinoweave:

do you ever have so much to do that you just decide not to do any of it

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death-by-lulz:

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death-by-lulz:

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Things school has taught me:

death-by-lulz:

• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health
• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anything

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death-by-lulz:

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society

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death-by-lulz:

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society


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wants to be thin .....

death-by-lulz:

fcebk:

wants to be thin and hot for summer but also wants brownies

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lemonsandlace:

truuunicorn:

sircuddlebuns:

JUTS CLICK PL AY

oh my gOD

OMFG PEEING MYSELF

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lol-sobbing:

*thinks about the future for three seconds*

*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*

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